January 2011
themonstersinvisible:
Oh ok I am a little bit in love with Jesse Eisenberg.
Ditto.
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING.
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING.
Oh my god, WHY AM I WATCHING "I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS...
dearjasey-:
shelbystardust:
showofheartsonthefloor-:
(via shelbystardust)
HAHAHA WHICH ONE IS IT OMG IN ONE OF THEM SHE LIKE BIRTHS INTO A TOILET.
that show is so entertaining.
It’s the one with the college student, who’s anemic, and she gives birth in the dorm room bathroom, and the reenactment actress is screaming like she’s being murdered while simultaneously orgasming and I’m like...
If Nicki is really singing right now, then...
Well if I ever wanted to get shitfaced with...
I’d pick Ke$ha
What the hell are you doing Ke$ha?
This looks like a 5 dollar production you put together.
Look at your life, look at your choices.
Oh shit, there might be tornadoes coming this way
I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NEW YEAR DEAD.
I'm not spending NYE alone.
I’m spending it with a friend and like a billion children.
December 2010
Have I been spelling Nicki Minaj's name wrong this...
Anyone got a link to watch Never Let Me Go
I don’t want to download a whole bunch of shit, I just want to watch the movie.
Please I’ll love you if you have it.
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fairfieldconnecticut:
I had one bite of my cookie left and my mom came over and SHE TRIED TO TAKE IT.
SHE TRIED TO TAKE MY COOKIE.
CHILD SERVICES
CHIILDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SSEEEEEEEEEERRVIIIIIIIICCCCCCCESSS WHERE ARE YOUUUUU
Things to do next year
Penn
motherfucking
Badgley
My virginity also survived 2010
youngfuckup:
"i herd u had sex wit him nd 4 otha guys, tht...
BUT I’m
NOT JUDGING.”
My New Years Resolutions
Lose a few pounds and get in shape.
Become pancakesexual
And oh wait nothing else because
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Ugh Penn Badgley please devastate my frail body
-willow-smiths-ears:
If I see that Katy Perry with no make up on picture again omg.
Why do you all care so much.
Can all just turn our attention to zooey deschanel who is prettier LOL
So I just found out how much money I actually...
let’s just say I’m not broke.
I’m definitely shooting for 300 by March.
But that should be easy because the people I babysit for are generous.
It’s gr9.
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
gryffinwhore-:
knitler-:
p3nisp0w3r-:
the gif tho
LOL OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE
especially when it’s right after the quietest song..
I'm going to be doing some top ten lists of 2010
I wonder if I'll date someone in 2011
helloochicagoo:
oldbutnotwise:
the many faces of eminem
shanyewest:
when eminem wins an award
when eminem is happy
when eminem is mad
when eminem receives a text message
when eminem hears his songs on the radio
strongarmbilliejoe:
Why would you even call someone a ‘fox’ if you find them attractive?
That’s sexy I guess.
jashedpotatoes:
bringmehorror:
tornleggings:
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