February 2011
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Oh my god I just realized that Jesse Eisenberg...
And I’m going there like in 2 weeks or so from now, and what if I see him by some trick of fate, and I get to meet him. Ohmygod I am hyperventilating at the thought. I’d be so nervous and I’d probably call him Thumper and just shsjdjsooalosksnsjshsuajsjsnsiaa I am shitting my pants at just the idea.
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Do u eva feel lyke a plastick bag?
Because I know I do.
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I like having my hair longer.
January 2011
That awkward moment when this meme isn't really...
Awww guys, the day the award season is over will...
No more copious amounts of screen caps of Andrew and Jesse molesting each other with their eyes.
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
nikkikoala90:
didyoublush:
Remember when these things happened and we thought it was incredibly gay and beautiful?
IT’S ALL INVALIDATED. ANDREW IS FUCKING SITTING IN JESSE’S LAP:
Is it me or are they becoming significantly more outwardly homosexual jw
I TOLD YOU, THEY ARE ONE UPPING EVERY TIME. PLEASE JUST A CHEEK KISS. A REAL KISS WOULD BE NICE BUT I REALLY WANT A CHEEK...
kitziebitziespider:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
DINKLEBERRRRRRG.
Any of you can preach to me all you want about how...
But that doesn’t make their romance any less apparent to me.
Is it just me or was Andrew's demeanor tonight...
nikkikoala90:
Someone Macro this?
That last picture screams, “I’m so fucking Jesse in the bathroom tonight.”
The King's Speech is going to win the Oscar....
iacceptchaos:
2831:
I’m kinda really torn. I want The Social Network to win, but at the same time I want The King’s Speech to win.
Well if it is different than last year’s Oscars.
Remember?
Avatar was favored to win, but The Hurt Locker swooped in and took a shit on everything.
But I’m also torn, but I’m a little biased because of Andrew and Jesse being in The...
I just want The Social Network to win best film so...
LOL DID YOU HEAR THE VERY BUTCH AND AGGRESSIVE...
andyandpals:
robin-sparkles:
I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT WAS EITHER ANDREW OR ARMIE
most likely andrew as jesse plowed into him. nothing to hide tonight.
HIS MAJESTY KING COLIN FIRTH FOR ALL THE AWARDS
rufustfirefly:
I have a theory that Justin Timberlake is always...
I BET YOU 1,000 DOLLARS THAT’S IT.
This award show is boring as shit.
Ugh, but I just want The Social Network to win so Jesse can bend Andrew over and play tonsil hockey with him or s/t.
ALL THE AWARDS TO NAT.
We know Andrew, we know.
madmanwithabox:
wizarding-wheezes:
youreabadger:
avid:
Andrew’s face looks so gangster that it makes me wonder when the rap albums gonna drop
I’m wondering when the bodies are gonna start dropping
you’re first timberlake
SO FUCKING CUTE ANDREW. YOU TROLL I ADORE YOU.
ALSO LOOK HOW JESSE IS WHISPERING IN HIS EAR RIGHT BEFOREHAND
Obviously Sharon is Armie’s date, not...
All the awards to the less Jesus-y Bale.
WHERE IS INCEPTION'S NOMINATIONS?
NOT EVEN ONE?
WELL SHIT.
Alright. If you want. You don’t have to clap.
– Andrew Garfield (via lucy-vanpelt)
"Clean your room, family are coming over."
sometimesyouhaveletgo:
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
Or as my mom says, “Clean your room, the cleaning lady is coming over to clean.”
Well excuse me, isn’t that her damn job?
Jesse Eisenberg appreciation blog '11
I would say "Jesse marry me" but I can't because I...
Goodnight.
Hellokermit-thefroghere said: OMG His legs were...
I WANTED A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
UGH,
JESSE.
WE WERE TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM HIM PULLING A BRITNEY.
HER BUSH WAS OUT FOR A FULL MINUTE.
LET THE JIGGLE TAKE YOU.