February 2012
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If you don’t hear from me for a couple days it’s because I’ve gone to Neopets
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me: hi
benedict cumberbatch: hi
me:
benedict cumberbatch:
me:
benedict cumberbatch: so i was thinking we're going to have a summer wedding wi-
me: wait, that's my line
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Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...
– (i wish i could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes. the flip side would say FUCK YOU.)
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I feel as if life would be much simpler sometimes if I were a hedgehog, and I’d also be an extremely cute hedgehog so there’s that.
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babybhang:
i love these so much
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Win all the Oscars you can folks....
captaintattybojangles:
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
paper-fox asked: SHE'S NOT ONE OF US.
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paper-fox asked: I hope you realize that Rooney Mara is a vulcan.
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I told my grandma that if for some reason Midnight In Paris did win, I’d throw my cat out the window…
now I’m really glad it didn’t win.
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Jean/Uggie brotp
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THE ARTIST WON.
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davidfinchers:
It’s like
I feel like I shouldn’t be mad about Meryl Streep winning an Oscar
but
my current feelings
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WHY TOM CRUISE THO?
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WHAT
WJAT
WHAT
SSITHWAHT
THE FUCK
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I WAS GAY AND WE WERE HAPPY.
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Jean Dujardin: I love your country!
USA: WE LOVE YOU TOO.
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I only want Gary Oldman to win for two reasons
He’s Gary fucking Oldman
Benedict Cumberbatch sighting
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Plot twist: David Fincher runs on stage and steals the Oscar and returns Meryl Streep’s glasses.
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SCORSESE
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I’d like to think she wasn’t referring to weiners, but to short films.
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BRET MCKENZIE IS AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNER, YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.
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I nominate Will Ferrel and Zach Galifianakis to host next year.
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If you think the score for the Artist is subpar, then I think YOU’RE SUBPAR.
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Strong black woman not played by Tyler Perry.
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CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER
missavagardner:
FINALLY FINALLY
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bellatirx:
war horse hasn’t won anything
sarah jessica parker must be so pissed
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HOW ABOUT EMMA STONE AND RDJ FOR NEXT YEAR'S...
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GIVE ME EMMA STONE.
I WILL NOT ACCEPT A CONSTELLATION PRIZE.
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Now you’re complaining now, but imagine if Eddie Murphy had ended up hosting The Oscars.
IMAGINE IT.